Jessica Simpson gave birth to daughter Max Johnson earlier this…
She’s still pregnant? Are you kidding me?
I’ve said it here before pregnancy is a long road. But Jessica really proves it. Let’s recap the past 10 months:
US Weekly is keeping close tabs on the situation and delivering important updates:
“Jessica Simpson is due to give birth to a baby girl any day now, and rather than wishing for a flatter post-baby belly like most new moms, she’s more concerned about her lonely footwear collection.
“I can’t wait for the day I can walk in heels again! My feet feel homesick!” the pregnant star tweeted to her 4.9 million followers Tuesday.”
She’s opted instead for Havaianas flip-flops.
“I actually had to train myself to walk in them!”
As any good piece of investigative journalism does, reading this provoked a few thoughts:
1. Jessica Simpson has 4.9 MILLION people who want to devour every 140 character morsel she doles out and I have to remind my husband to visit my blog. Because a page view is a page view my friends.
2. MOST new moms wish for a flatter post-baby belly? Really? They don’t wish the bleeding would end or the baby would stop crying or the night sweats would ease up just a bit? I know I’m not normal, but I was always wishing I had a minute to brush my teeth.
3. “I can’t wait for the day I can walk in heels again!” she exclaims, as if it’s right around the corner. Honey, I’m still waiting.
Welcome – whenever it happens – to the Motherhood Jessica Simpson! Enjoy the wild ride!