This weekend our family made the best of what would turn out to be the one and only fall day this year by visiting a pumpkin patch. Gavin jumped from bales of hay while our little C gathered mini-pumpkins in her basket like they were Manolos in Carrie Bradshaw’s closet.
I devoured an apple cider donut in two bites before anyone could see me and demand that I share. I barely had time to appreciate its absolute deliciousness, but I know it was out-of-this world. Sadly, I was brought back to Earth by Gavin’s insistent mommy-mommy-mommy-mommy. Since they are studying “The Farm” in nursery school, he wanted to bring something back for his class. I said ok to a few gourds. When I came back from wrangling Chloe away from the hot popcorn machine, Ian had said yes to 12 gourds, 5 Jack-B-Littles, 4 Indian corn cobs, 3 mini-cheese pumpkins, and a 2lb bag of golden delicious apples.
And that’s how a free family fun trip cost us $26 dollars for things that will surely rot in my cupboard, completely unnoticed until their stench takes over sometime in December and Gavin is devastated I never gave them to him to bring to school. It all comes back to the bad mommy, doesn’t it?
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