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	<title>Welcome to the Motherhood</title>
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	<description>Ridiculing &#039;the stork&#039; and other horrendous myths of motherhood</description>
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		<title>Lost in Paradise</title>
		<link>http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/05/17/lost-in-paradise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 16:38:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>welcometothemotherhood</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[couples retreat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[naps]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[puerto rico]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vacation]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello there!  Oh how I&#8217;ve missed you my blogging friends!  I can say that with 100% sincerity, even though this was my view while I was gone. That&#8217;s right, Ian and I spent three nights in Puerto Rico &#8212; our &#8230; <a href="http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/05/17/lost-in-paradise/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>What kids want.</title>
		<link>http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/05/14/what-kids-want/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 14:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>welcometothemotherhood</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://welcometothemotherhood.com/?p=830</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I recently caved and bought myself a pair of Tom&#8217;s shoes. Remind me again why I&#8217;m wearing pearls with my bra? Here&#8217;s an unlikely pairing if I&#8217;ve ever seen one. One energy shot for you, one meal for a hungry &#8230; <a href="http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/05/14/what-kids-want/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Parenting me (part II of Parenting Upstream)</title>
		<link>http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/05/10/parenting-me-part-ii-of-parenting-upstream/</link>
		<comments>http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/05/10/parenting-me-part-ii-of-parenting-upstream/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 13:53:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>welcometothemotherhood</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[am I doing this right?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[central park]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hardest job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[min-me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parenting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parenting techniques]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[seven sacred pools]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sibling rivalry]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://welcometothemotherhood.com/?p=511</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A few weeks ago many of you shared your experiences with what I called parenting upstream.  You know, my futile attempts to nurture against nature.   With each new visitor comment I had a new theory. Maybe all first-borns are &#8230; <a href="http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/05/10/parenting-me-part-ii-of-parenting-upstream/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Nevermind that noise, it&#8217;s just my ovaries whining.</title>
		<link>http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/05/07/nevermind-that-noise-its-just-my-ovaries-whining/</link>
		<comments>http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/05/07/nevermind-that-noise-its-just-my-ovaries-whining/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 19:26:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>welcometothemotherhood</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bad mom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birth control]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fertile time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[help]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[may]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://welcometothemotherhood.com/?p=753</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ladies (and the three men that are obligated to read this by marriage or blood) &#8212; listen up!  I am in desperate need of your help.   You see, it&#8217;s May! [you nod in confused agreement]. What&#8217;s so special about May?  &#8230; <a href="http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/05/07/nevermind-that-noise-its-just-my-ovaries-whining/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>What to expect when your expecting:  more panic attacks.</title>
		<link>http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/04/30/what-to-expect-when-youre-expecting-more-panic-attacks/</link>
		<comments>http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/04/30/what-to-expect-when-youre-expecting-more-panic-attacks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:28:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>welcometothemotherhood</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[am I doing this right?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parent goggles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parenthood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[responsibility]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sprinkles cupcakes]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://welcometothemotherhood.com/?p=699</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday I strapped my baby girl in the Ergo to get my fix.  Not quite smack, but pretty damn close.  The very last day of the delectable Smores cupcake at Sprinkles. Everything was going right.  I had money on my &#8230; <a href="http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/04/30/what-to-expect-when-youre-expecting-more-panic-attacks/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Kan&#8217;t Kope with the Kardashians anymore, K?  K.</title>
		<link>http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/04/25/kant-kope-with-the-kardashians-anymore-k-k/</link>
		<comments>http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/04/25/kant-kope-with-the-kardashians-anymore-k-k/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 00:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>welcometothemotherhood</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chloe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[E!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gansevoort]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gansevoort park south]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[just go away]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://welcometothemotherhood.com/?p=677</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For two months last summer the Kardashian clan lived directly across the street while filming Kim and Kourtney Take New York.  Kris Humphries walked among early commuters to his work outs.  Scott Disick donned electric blue suits in my local &#8230; <a href="http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/04/25/kant-kope-with-the-kardashians-anymore-k-k/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Day in the Life</title>
		<link>http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/04/23/a-day-in-the-life/</link>
		<comments>http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/04/23/a-day-in-the-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 12:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>welcometothemotherhood</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kids in nyc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[museum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parenting in nyc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rainy day]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://welcometothemotherhood.com/?p=640</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It was a rainy Sunday so we decided to pack some snacks and head to the Upper West Side to get out of the GD house for some culture. We were totally original in this idea and congratulated ourselves the &#8230; <a href="http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/04/23/a-day-in-the-life/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>WTTM Jessica Simpson!</title>
		<link>http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/04/18/wttm-jessica-simpson/</link>
		<comments>http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/04/18/wttm-jessica-simpson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:11:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>welcometothemotherhood</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[celebrity babies]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://welcometothemotherhood.com/?p=566</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson gave birth to daughter Max Johnson earlier this&#8230; What? She&#8217;s still pregnant?  Are you kidding me? I&#8217;ve said it here before pregnancy is a long road. But Jessica really proves it.  Let&#8217;s recap the past 10 months: &#160; &#8230; <a href="http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/04/18/wttm-jessica-simpson/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Melancholy baby (this is not that kind of blog)</title>
		<link>http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/04/17/melancholy-baby-this-is-not-that-kind-of-blog/</link>
		<comments>http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/04/17/melancholy-baby-this-is-not-that-kind-of-blog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 19:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>welcometothemotherhood</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[am I doing this right?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad day]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://welcometothemotherhood.com/?p=609</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m pinned to the ground, covered with boulders.  Everything is black.  Air too thick to breathe. Heavy. Dark. Suffocating. Trapped. Negative chatter fills my mind. You&#8217;ll never.  You can&#8217;t.  You don&#8217;t. Foolish.  Selfish.  Naive. Not good enough.  Not quick enough.  &#8230; <a href="http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/04/17/melancholy-baby-this-is-not-that-kind-of-blog/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Three things all moms hate (except me)</title>
		<link>http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/04/13/apparently-im-not-normal/</link>
		<comments>http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/04/13/apparently-im-not-normal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>welcometothemotherhood</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[am I doing this right?]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://welcometothemotherhood.com/?p=585</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if I was born with some missing chromosomes or what, but there are a few &#8220;mom issues&#8221; that I don&#8217;t seem to get. 1.  I don&#8217;t mind when the little old lady in the Target checkout line &#8230; <a href="http://welcometothemotherhood.com/2012/04/13/apparently-im-not-normal/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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